I’m The One Who Treats Alexa Like a Toxic Ex T-Shirt | Funny Statement Tee

This lightweight jersey tee carries a snarky, humorous vibe built for people who love a little wit with their wardrobe. The playful, hand-lettered text across the chest reads like a cheeky declaration — confident, a bit irreverent, and meant to spark a laugh. Layer it under a denim jacket for weekend errands or wear it solo at a low-key get-together; the breathable Airlume cotton keeps you comfortable while the retail fit and crew neckline read neat and casual. Ethically made and softly finished, it feels lived-in from day one and stays structured thanks to thoughtful construction details.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and softness
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved shape retention and reduced stretching
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and durability
- Print methods: DTF or DTG on sleeves and neck labels for crisp, vibrant designs


Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean